Sunday, April 8, 2018

The Spectacle of Semana Santa - Seville, Spain

“Why the obsession with these processions?? You don’t even go to Church.” That was the sentiment coming out of John, the kids and I’m sure many of those who know me.

How can we not? We chose Seville to be our adopted ‘residence’ for our year away so I felt we should at least understand what it means to be a Sevillano. To do that means to understand and experience two things – Semana Santa (Holy Week) and Feria de Abril (April Fair).

In the months prior to Semana Santa we were already getting a ‘feel’ for the city and its culture. It quickly became obvious that religion and religious tradition is a big part of their culture. Several shops selling religious paraphernalia and beautiful dresses for the Catholic Sacraments of Baptism and Holy Communion existed. Practically every street has some kind of church or chapel. We learned that these were called ‘Hermandads’ – religious brotherhoods – fraternity-like associations that one becomes a ‘member’ of by paying an annual fee.

Later, we learned of one of the most popular ones – La Macarena – an image of the Virgin Mary with one of the biggest and most passionate followers. So popular that when we visited her in the Basilica de la Macarena she took pride of place at the altar – not Christ or the crucifix – which admittedly I found a bit unnerving. Also, being situated in the back streets of Seville, the La Macarena procession is the longest procession of the entire Semana Santa lasting 13 hours (from 12 midnight to 1pm) to make it to the Cathedral – and one of the hardest ones to get close to. To see her up close would require you to pick your spot along the procession route at least 2 hours before it was scheduled to arrive.

We also learned that the La Macarena has a ‘rival’ in the form of Esperanza de Triana – another image of the Virgin Mary with a large and equally passionate following as La Macarena – but from across the river in the gypsy neighbourhood of Triana. These two images of the Virgin Mary are the most venerated in Seville and the rivalry between their followers is said to be so strong that it can split families.

So strong that it can split families. That thought stayed with me for a while as I tried to comprehend this. Why?? It goes against the very essence of what Virgin Mary is all about – Isn’t she about love? Compassion? Family?

Then the processions started… and we watched one after the other taking thousands of photos to capture the event. At the same time, I was also soaking up the atmosphere. Trying to understand what makes Semana Santa in Seville the spectacle that it is. Procession after procession, like pieces of a puzzle slowly coming together, I was starting to get a picture of what Semana Santa really means.

After watching 4 days’ worth of processions, watching Nazareno after Nazareno walk by, watching Paso after Paso go by, spending countless hours in the crowds observing and talking to people, waiting for and watching the processions, often times watching the entire procession from the Cruz de Guia (Guiding Cross – the crucifix that marks the start of the procession) down to the cleaning trucks that come at the rear of a procession… Semana Santa is not just about religion. It is SO much more.

It’s kinship.
The whole concept of a Hermandad connotes kinship – a sense of belonging, a community of individuals united with a common purpose. One of their key purposes is to organise events to keep the Catholic religion alive within the community – such as the Semana Santa processions – a mammoth logistical task that takes most of the year.
There were also many other processions we came across prior to Semana Santa. Throughout the Lenten season, there were processions in the streets every weekend – including a ‘Battle of the Bands’ type performance featuring marching bands from the different Hermandads. Needless to say, these Hermandads have quite a visible presence and certain status in Sevillano society.

It’s pride.
Given the profile the Hermandads have in society, being part of one carries with it a sense of pride. Participating in Semana Santa – in whatever role – comes with a sense of pride.

From the time we saw them practicing in the streets weeks before Semana Santa, I took a particular interest in the Costaleros (the men carrying the floats). What would drive a man, along with 35 – 60 others, to bear the weight of a 2 – 2.5 tonne float on the back of their necks, as they walk in coordinated step – with choreography to music – on the cobble stoned streets of Seville practically blindfolded? This task is usually carried out by 2 teams of 35 - 60 men for each float, depending on the size and weight of the float. The teams alternate every 30 – 45 minutes for the duration of what usually is an average of a 10-hour procession to and from the Cathedral.

We were lucky enough to spend a few hours with a Costalero and his family in the sidelines as a procession went through. Little kids aged 4 and 6 caught my eye and, after we had been settled in next to them for about 15 minutes or so, I asked their mother if I could take a photo of her kids. She obliged, one child did not, but that started the conversation with their family. Despite their little English and my horrible Spanish we were still able to communicate.

Their father, standing next to me in his Costalero gear, was part of the relief team for the changeover that was scheduled to take place close to where we were standing. The rest of his Costalero buddies had already crossed the road in anticipation but he chose to stay with his family for as long as possible. We asked him how and where they carry the weight of the float. He showed us exactly where on the headdress of his kids they are meant to rest the metal beam of the float. Then he told us exactly where it needs to sit on the vertebrae you can feel on the back of the neck. We were shocked. I thought it rested on their shoulders somehow! I asked if he iced it after a day of carrying the float. He said no, he takes Ibuprofen!

The first float with Christ had already gone by. After I had taken a video of the float carrying Christ, out of the corner of my eye I noticed that he was standing at attention with hands clasped low in front of him, his body faced towards the float that was now disappearing in the distance down the street while everyone else had gone back to what they were doing before the float arrived. I couldn’t help but admire the reverence that he showed towards the float carrying Christ until it was a respectable distance away. The best way to describe it is similar to the reverence one would give to a flag while singing a national anthem. It was in that moment that I understood why he does what he does.

I asked him if he was going to ‘carry’ that afternoon as the procession from his Hermandad was already in front of us. He signified yes, now. I was confused. Why was he still standing there? Around 30 minutes later the second float carrying the Virgin Mary came into view. He said goodbyes to his family, said his goodbyes to us, and we wished him luck – feeling that he needed every bit of it given he was about to carry that weight on the back of his neck!

There was another procession right after the one we were watching on the same route so we held our places – which was great for me as I was able to get an ‘insider’ view into Semana Santa.

The lady I was talking to (the mother of the kids who I asked to take a picture of and wife of the Costalero) told us that the kids and their father were also Nazarenos the night before for La Macarena – which was a 13-hour procession. So effectively, her husband, the Costalero who had just left us to take his place under the Virgin Mary float, had just come from walking a 13-hour procession the night before and was now here, just 24 hours later, taking his part for the next 8-10 hours carrying a float with Virgin Mary. If that doesn’t give one bragging rights, I don’t know what does.

With this relatively brief encounter with a Costalero and his family, what I understood was that, as an ultimate sign of their devotion to Christ and/or Virgin Mary, it is an honour for them to be able to perform such an important role on such an important occasion for their Cristo (Christ) or Virgen (Virgin). Without the strength, skill and willingness of a Costalero, there would be no Semana Santa. Likewise, for the thousands of Nazarenos, Penitensos, band members, important looking ‘men in black’, and support personnel such as the medical team, water boys, and parents and grandparents who walk alongside their participating kids that all play a part to make this event what it is.

It’s identity.
Participating in such a highlighted event for the city is a symbol of their Sevillano roots. It’s something that seems to be done from one generation to the next. Sevillano kids grow up either watching or participating in these processions – from the kids building ‘wax balls’ to keep them entertained as they wait and watch the processions, to the 3-month old baby carried in the arms of her Nazareno father, to the two kids dressed up as Costaleros just like their dad, to the hundreds of Nazareno kids handing out lollies or little images of their Cristo or Virgen to fellow kids in the crowd.

This event seems to be so ingrained in the Sevillano psyche and way of life that it would be hard to separate one from the other.

It’s family.
Not only is a Hermandad literally a brotherhood of like-minded people but, often, belonging to a Hermandad is passed on from one generation to the next, similar to how which school a child goes or which rugby team a child supports is determined by the generations before them. Grandparents, uncles, aunties, cousins often belonging to a common Hermandad.

Also, with the exception of the processions in La Madrugada which take place from midnight into the early morning of Good Friday, all the processions involved young kids – usually as Nazarenos giving away lollies. The Esperanza de Triana – a procession that lasted 12 hours - had entire families walking together in the streets to provide support during the home stretch crossing the bridge back to Triana – among them a Nazareno father with his wife and baby in a pram walking alongside. Other processions had parents walking alongside their kids providing them with food and drink as they walked or refilling their kids’ or grandkids’ pockets with lollies to hand out to other kids in the crowd.

Entire families watched processions together, many watching and supporting those participating. This meant that the atmosphere during the day had quite a different vibe to it from those late at night. There was almost a party-like, family-friendly atmosphere amongst the crowd despite the sorrowful occasion of Christ’s passion and death. It felt more like a parade down George Street in Sydney than a religious procession. This is what sets the El Silencio procession apart from the rest and made it my favourite – it was the most sombre and solemn procession I thought.

It’s economics.
We had an interesting conversation with a gentleman who was quite passionate about Semana Santa when he offered to share his outdoor table with us at a tapas bar. (Disclaimer: I haven’t verified the truth behind this information but what he said makes sense).

Apparently, each participant in the procession pays a fee to the Hermandad to be able to participate in the Semana Santa procession. So the thousands of Nazarenos and Penitensos not only have to walk for hours, they actually have to pay for the privilege. Why do they need to pay? Because the Hermandad needs to have funds in their coffers to support such an event. With an average of 6-7 processions each day involving hundreds, sometimes thousands of Nazarenos and Penitensos, making their way to the Cathedral and back through tiny streets of Seville, a strict schedule needs to be followed to ensure that all the processions don’t all converge at the same point at the same time. If a procession is not in the designated location as indicated on the schedule, the Hermandad gets fined. If the procession arrives late at the Cathedral, they get fined. If a procession is underway and they encounter rain and need to cancel, they get fined.

As the gentleman shared with us, one year La Macarena and Esperanza de Triana had to stay in the Cathedral due to rain (centuries-old antiques and rain don’t go well together) resulting in both Hermandads having to pay hefty fines.

For someone watching the processions, the fines are great because it almost guarantees that the processions run on time and you can plan where you want to catch them at different parts of the day. This was pretty much the case with all the processions we watched.

Then there’s the matter of contributing to the city services required to host such an event - the clean-up crew, the people that set out and fold chairs in cordoned off key areas before and after each procession, and the extra police force that needs to be brought into the city. This means that the further the distance to travel to and from the Cathedral, the longer the duration of the procession and possibility of delay, therefore the more Nazarenos needed to ensure the available funds.

So behind the religious celebration comes the economic reality. Someone has to foot the bill… and it’s the Nazarenos and Penitensos who seemingly don’t mind getting punished twice (or thrice) for it.

It’s business.
Not only do Nazarenos and Penitensos have to pay for the privilege, but the outfits they wear need to be made at their own expense.

Several weeks prior, we walked into a little shop to enquire about Flamenco dresses. The conversation turned to one about Semana Santa and the Feria and the lady pointed to what would’ve been around 20 full paper bags sitting in a corner of her shop – “Para Semana Santa” (For Semana Santa), she told us. She was a seamstress and had made some of the outfits for Semana Santa. On a separate occasion I noticed a tiled sign outside a shop announcing their service making Nazareno outfits. I thought it was odd that such a business would exist for a single one-week event in the year. At this stage I clearly didn’t understand the scale of Semana Santa processions and wondered why people would have garments specially made for each year’s Semana Santa. I naively thought this was just something borrowed that they would wear – like an acolytes robe at mass.
Do the math – approximately 60 processions between Palm Sunday and Easter Sunday – with an average of 2,000 Nazarenos in each. That’s a lot of outfits that generate a lot of business for these little shops around Seville. Then there are the candles that the Nazarenos hold, the crosses that the Penitensos carry… you start to get the picture that it’s an industry onto itself that supports a lot of small businesses.

During Good Friday and Easter Sunday I was also surprised to see cafes, restaurants, and even some grocery stores open, obviously capitalising on the crowds that each of these processions move around the streets of Seville – and I’m not just referring to the touristy areas around the Cathedral and Real Alcazar. This came as a surprise because in Sydney, a city that is nowhere near as religious as Seville, almost all shops close on either Good Friday or Easter Sunday.

Add to that the more obvious tourism dollars the whole event generates for the city with the influx of millions of people into the city boosting demand for transportation and accommodation, so much so that property owners can charge double their normal rent during this period – as we experienced.

It’s disruptive.
A few of the Sevillanos we’ve made acquaintance with thought we were crazy for wanting to come back during Semana Santa. They would rather leave the city and be at the beach, or catch up on much needed sleep at home. For them there are simply too many people in town, too many processions going on, making it too difficult to move about the city during this time. Our Spanish school had to cancel classes for the full week as they are on one of the main procession routes in the city centre. Businesses along the key routes had to close during the procession hours. So I wasn’t naïve in thinking that all Sevillanos embraced Semana Santa. I knew they found it disruptive and that this sentiment was lurking within the many residents of Sevilla. Unfortunately I had to witness it rear its ugly head first hand during one of the many processions.

During the procession when we were standing beside the Costalero and his family, several people were cutting through where we were standing in order to get to the other side of the street. There was a constant stream of people cutting through us and crossing the street – and the procession – regardless of whether it was moving or not. This was one of the first things that stood out when I saw my first procession. I found it rude to the people in the procession (sometimes carrying heavy crosses) and since this was Day 3 and Procession 552, I was getting annoyed. I could tell that the Spanish lady in front of me who was taking photos was also getting annoyed with the stream of people.  I had had enough.

A lady came up from behind, partly pushing her way through while excusing herself. I moved aside but said “Hay procesíon.” (There’s a procession) - with a tone and gesture as if to say ‘Are you kidding me? You want to cross here in the middle of this??’ motioning to the moving procession in front of me. She ‘mouthed off’ in Spanish – which I understood to be about how, as a local, she should be able to carry on and go about her business and pass when and wherever she wanted to.  She was the local, I was the foreigner in her city, so I kept quiet. Besides, I didn’t have enough Spanish in me to answer back even if I wanted to. The Spanish lady in front of me who was now standing in this lady’s way from crossing said something back to her in Spanish which I understood as ‘You can go about your business but there’s a procession here so go find another way.’ as she continued to take photos and ignore the other lady’s request to pass. WELL… that didn’t go down well, did it? And now it was Spanish vs Spanish. So ‘lady who wanted to pass’ mouthed off again. ‘Lady taking photos’ continued to ignore her. ‘Lady who wanted to pass’ got fed up with being ignored and challenged ‘Lady taking photos’ asking her if she was going to let her pass or was she going to continue to stand in the way of a “Sevillana autentica” (authentic Sevillana). When she didn’t get a response, she barged her way through and continued to cross the procession to the other side in front of walking Nazarenos.

It’s divisive.
The arrogance of the lady using the words Sevillana autentica (authentic Sevillano) stayed with me. Not only because it’s a slap in the face to anyone who is an outsider to the city (which it was), but because by identifying herself as a Sevillana autentica she felt entitled to ignore what was going on in front of her and cross in front of a religious procession of her fellow Sevillano autenticos. And no doubt she is not alone in this sentiment as she was not alone in crossing the procession at any given point. People were even weaving in between the crosses carried by the Penitensos to get from one side to the other (those guys deserved to be whacked in the head with the back of the cross, I thought), one couple going as far as to manoeuvre a pram dodging the walking Nazarenos. I watched in disbelief. Whether people crossing were locals, tourists, students, clueless human beings, who knows – but what was clear was that they all saw their need to get from A to B in the quickest possible way (probably to get to their next procession) as more important than showing a little respect and waiting for a few minutes for a pause in the procession before crossing. In short, I found it selfish and self-centred, but what I thought wasn’t really important.

I turned to the Costalero next to me. “Es normal?” (Is it normal?) I asked gesturing to the people crossing. He confirmed it was because processions can sometimes last several hours (the longest one being 3 hours from the Cruz de Guia - the crucifix that marks the start of the procession – to the last person in the procession), they need to allow people to pass. I asked if it was OK with him (since he was both a Nazareno and Costalero) and he said it was fine, brushing it off as something that he’s quite accustomed to. Then I told him that, as a foreigner, I felt it wasn’t right for them to cross in front of the people during the procession. That they could at least wait for one of the many pauses in the procession when the Nazarenos and Penitensos weren’t walking, and then cut across. He totally agreed that would be the best way but it’s not done. I said it was sentido común (common sense). I went on to say I felt they could at least show un poco respeto (a little respect). After all, I didn’t want him to think that no one respected what they did and that everyone felt like the arrogant ‘Sevillana autentica’ he would’ve witnessed. He and his wife totally agreed but thought that I meant it as a sign of respect to the Cruz (Cross) and Virgen (Virgin), which is true, but I actually meant it as a sign of respect to people like him – their fellow Sevillanos who have either walked or will walk for hours, and the Costaleros who literally risk paralysis by carrying the weight of the floats on their neck. Despite his acceptance of the way things are, he did indicate that it was particularly distasteful to cut in front of the Penitensos carrying the cross because of what they symbolised.

So just as Semana Santa unites Sevillanos with their Hermandads, it equally has the power to divide -  locals vs outsiders; Sevillanos embracing the tradition vs Sevillanos who feel it’s a nuisance; followers of La Macarena vs followers of Esperanza de Triana.

It’s tradition.
Regardless of what one thinks of it - whether one agrees with it or not, whether one is Catholic or not, whether one even understands it - the undeniable fact is that celebration of Semana Santa with processions of grandeur is as ingrained in the Sevillano way of life as Santa Claus and gift-giving is to Christmas.

Similar to how other traditions are preserved, generation after generation kids are born into it and grow up doing the same as the generation before them – quite possibly not even understanding the origin or meaning behind it all. I was surprised to see kids as young as 4 or 5 years old walking through the processions dressed as Nazarenos when in reality Nazarenos are there to repent for their sins. From a Catholic standpoint, to do that would require these kids to be at an age of understanding and consent – this is why all Catholic Sacraments, except Baptism, are delayed until the child is older. So for these kids, the meaning behind the actual tradition is lost and it simply becomes a time to be involved in the activities of their parents, to dress up, walk in the streets like their parent/s, and give away lollies.

The thing that I feel makes the tradition so unique and strong in Seville (and possibly other parts of Andalucia) is the existence of Hermandads and their prominence and, to an extent, power that they have across Sevillano society. One of their ‘reasons for being’ is to keep Catholic traditions alive in society and that they are certainly doing very well.

I wanted to experience and understand Semana Santa in Seville like a true Sevillano – warts and all. While I brought an outsider’s lens to it, I feel like I was still able to achieve that. Chasing procession after procession through all hours of the day and night determined to see them all - an impossible feat I might add – coupled with curious conversations with people ‘in the know’. I’m exhausted, my feet are sore and I can still hear the drums. Can you imagine how the Nazarenos, Penitensos and Costaleros are all feeling?

With every procession I think John was hopeful that I was slowly returning to my Catholic upbringing. Meanwhile, the kids must have thought I had lost my marbles insisting we leave the apartment at 11pm to watch a procession that didn’t start until 1am, only to get caught in a deadlock crowd until 3am, continuing on without them until 5am, then waking them up at 9am asking if they wanted to see another procession. Other times I wondered if I was being a hypocrite wanting to watch these processions given some of my ‘controversial’ views on Catholicism.

In the end, there are only 2 things that matter to me: first, that I have a deeper understanding of what makes Semana Santa in Seville the spectacle that it is and what that means to Sevillanos. In doing that, it is no longer simply a collection of ostentatious floats and creepy looking costumes. Second, that the kids have experienced a different kind of Easter and Holy Week celebration for what it actually represents – the passion, death and resurrection of Christ – not simply the Easter Bunny and chocolate eggs version that they know. What they take out of all of that is entirely up to them.

Thursday, March 15, 2018

Naked at the hands of a stranger (Hello Morocco!)

We had a big day ahead of us. Not only was it Mig’s birthday – so we needed to find a way to celebrate – but we also needed to make it from Cadiz, Spain to Tangier, Morocco by public transport. Little did I know, the day would end with me completely naked at the hands of a stranger.

Getting to Morocco meant taking the 9am bus from Cadiz to the Tarifa port, with enough time allowed for delays before the 1pm ferry across the Strait of Gibraltar to Tangier, Morocco. Many of the reviews we read said the ferries and buses never ran to schedule but everything seemed to run smoothly for us without any issues. All our tickets had been pre-booked.


Leaving Spain from Tarifa Port

Boarding the 45-minute ferry ride to cross the Strait of Gibraltar to Morocco
The ferry ride across the Strait of Gibraltar was sickening. Literally. With the wild weather and rain over the past few weeks, the seas were rough. I’m not sure if they’re always that rough but luckily the 3 kids took their travel sickness tablets and managed to keep everything down. John, who is terrible with boats and sea sickness, refused to take the travel tablets and was turning green. I think his pride was the only thing that kept everything down. 

I’m usually OK with boats and choppy seas, so I didn’t feel the need to take any meds. However, during what was probably the roughest part of the trip, I was walking back and forth between the passport control queue on board and where the kids were sitting as I thought they may have needed to present themselves to passport control when our turn came. Those trips trying to keep my balance in a boat rocking side to side, coupled with standing in the queue trying to keep my balance while people around me were being sick, and the relative warmth and stuffiness the closer I got to the counter all combined into the perfect storm. In the midst of the officer processing our 5 passports at what felt like a snail’s pace, I could feel myself breaking into a cold sweat. I had to call John to finish the transaction excusing myself for some fresh air outside where I stayed until the end of the trip.

Onboard the ferry before we turned green

Adios Espana!
I had told the kids that we would have to ‘hail a donkey’ and find our own way around Morocco after their persistent questioning about how we were going to get around. Given that we were making our own way to Tangier, they believed me, so there was a combined sense of excitement and relief when Mig saw someone holding up Hubby's name at the Tangier port. Even more relief when we were ushered out to the waiting vehicle.

Our ride while we're in Morocco. No hailing of donkeys necessary.
Tangier is a massive and relatively cosmopolitan city, more European than Moroccan as far as the eyes were concerned… nothing at all like Marrakech, or even Fez, which I will never forget as my first impression into Morocco. I had envisioned Tangier to be a small port town, nothing at all like the city that it is. I have since found out that it’s the second largest city after Casablanca. My thoughts went back to the Canadian I was talking to while standing in the passport control queue on the ferry. They were making an overnight trip to Tangier from Spain just so they could ‘check out Morocco’. Tangier is not Morocco. It’s in Morocco but I couldn’t help but wonder what impression of Morocco this Canadian and his family would have if that’s all they saw. There’s so much more depth and variety to Morocco that I couldn’t help but feel sorry for them – the souks, the medinas, the kasbahs, the desert, the Rif and Atlas mountains. 

It seems there are many who do this - hop on the ferry from Spain, spend a few nights in Tangier, and that’s their foray into Morocco. It’s the equivalent of hopping on a ferry across the English Channel from Portsmouth, England into Caen or Calais, France - spending a few nights there and going no further to experience the rest of France. If Tangier is all you have time for, then at least stay in and explore the old medina inside the old city walls.
Old prison now abandoned. Beautiful buildings 'ripe for renovation' are not an uncommon site.
Riad just inside the old city walls.


We managed to get Mig a cake with a candle at our lunch stop which led to an entire restaurant full of people singing Happy Birthday to him in a bunch of mixed languages so I was glad we were able to make his day feel special before it ended. 


Little did we know, Moha, our driver/guide, had also arranged for a birthday cake and some Moroccan tea at our riad. Hubby and I were completely caught off guard wondering if the other had organised the surprise. Unfortunately, we weren’t quick enough and the confusion showed on our faces so we weren’t able to take credit for the preparations.


The long day ended in the most unexpected way possible. Our riad had a private hammam (bath house) which we had always wanted to experience. We had seen the historical moorish bath houses when we were in Granada, Spain several years earlier but never got to try any of the hammams there. So when Hubby asked to see it, he was quick to organise ‘a hammam experience’ for both of us. It was a heated stone room similar to the now familiar Finnish and Swedish saunas except - instead of wood – it is made of marble, stone and traditional mosaics expected from this part of the world. Then there was a massage table. ‘Great!’, I thought. ‘I know how this works! I’ve been to spas before. Sign me up.’

The attendant showed us where we could undress. Always the awkward part with any spa experience as you never really know how far to undress. Down to your underwear? Underwear off? Top only? Or everything?? 


Change room and massage area
In this case, as it was a private hammam, the attendant told us matter-of-factly we could just remove everything and go naked. Everything?? Ok… I complied but clutched my towel wrapped around me as I sat on the hot marble bench. Then she asked for my towel. “But I’ve got nothing on”, I sheepishly reminded her. “Can I just sit on my towel??” I asked now feeling like I was back in Year 2 asking for permission to go to the toilet. That marble was HOT! “Ok” she shrugged, “...but you’ll need to take off the towel when I do all the other things”. Other things?? What other things? Aren’t we just supposed to sit here and sweat, then shower, then get a massage??

(Damn it! I should've Googled 'Moroccan Hammam' before getting to this point!)

Well… those “other things” involve the attendant bathing and scrubbing you like you’ve never been bathed and scrubbed before.

First, she asks you to lie down on the hot marble slab. So ‘naked you’ not only has to lie down, but more bare skin now has to touch this hot stone. The ‘ritual’ then starts with the attendant pouring hot water over you using shallow dishes, a bit like how you would baste a roasting turkey with glaze. This is a relief because it actually cools the hot stone. Next, she starts slathering every inch of you in what I now know as ‘black soap’ (sabon beldi), a gel-like substance made from olive oil that makes you so slippery you could easily slip off the marble bench you’re laying on.
Marble bench - 'Scene of the Crime'
Water fountain (tap) and buckets of water with THAT marble bench in background
Once you’re sufficiently covered in this ‘shmuck’ you then need to sit for a while, trying not to slip off the marble bench, to let this ‘soap’ and the heat of the room do their work. After a few minutes, the attendant washes the soap off and uses an exfoliating mitt (kessa) to vigorously scrub every inch of you to remove dead skin cells. I’m not talking ‘gentle aromatherapy, sea salt scrub’ kind of scrub. I’m talking ‘scrub the mud off that car’ kind of scrub. Then once again, she washes you down to get rid of your dead skin which you can literally feel come off you like sunburn peeling. I shudder to think about the hygiene factor of everyone’s dead skin swishing around that stone room and just convince myself that the heat of the stone and tile is enough to kill anything in its path. 

Once you’ve been cleansed of your dead skin, the attendant slathers on something else that looks like a black scrub. By this stage you’re well and truly resigned to the nakedness and the fact that a complete stranger is not only washing you but has just scrubbed you in places you’ve never been scrubbed before.

After several minutes of letting this black ‘shmuck’ do its work, you’re then free to get under the shower and wash it off yourself (Really??! Why stop now?). You’re then ushered into the change room and given fresh robes where you can sip on a cool cup of fresh lemon drink while you wonder what the hell just happened.
Shower area
PS. The massage needed to be booked separately so we never got one as we were only there overnight!

PPS. I have since Googled 'Moroccan Hammams' and discovered that the Arabic hammams in Granada and Seville, Spain that I've seen with the pools of water at different temperatures is more aligned to the Turkish bathing tradition. Moroccan hammams include the washing and scrubbing I just described. It's not a touristy or ancient ritual either. Moroccans today go to public hammams around once a week, or at least once a month. What a luxury! My skin has never felt so soft - ever! Not even after a body scrub at a 'normal' spa. This was next level exfoliation which, heaven knows, our skin needed after last winter. 

Mental note: need to get my hands on that sabon beldi and scrubbing mitt. That was a miracle combo.











Friday, January 19, 2018

Our night with Aurora - Tromso, Norway

It was our second night in Tromso (Norway) and we had planned to see the Northern Lights (aka Aurora Borealis). We took a break from Aurora chasing on our first night as we had just spent the previous 2 nights in Abisko, Sweden in the freezing cold doing the same. So when we arrived in Tromso we headed straight for a friend of a friend’s gallery exhibition opening night instead. It was a refreshing break to spend some time with people who were just going about their daily lives in Tromso that didn’t have anything to do with travel. In fact, they were more into the art scene and with the International Filmfest on that week, they thought we were in town for that. While we would’ve loved to experience that side of Tromso, we had other plans.

With Jet of Small Projects, Tromso exhibition opening night

The forecast for the next 2 nights was for a strong Lights display so we thought we had a pretty good chance of seeing it again. I was already happy with what we saw in Abisko (Sweden) so didn’t feel as much pressure to see it. We did however, get a few tips from our new friends from the night before about where we could best see the lights from and two places were suggested – Sommaroy and Tromvik.

We scouted the route to Sommaroy during the limited daylight hours so we could see what the landscape looked like and choose a place to return to late that night. The drive was scenic and Sommaroy was picturesque and freezing. However, having done the drive during the day, we decided it was too far to return to that night so we ended up on the road to Tromvik instead - it was a shorter distance but unexplored in daylight.

On the way to Sommaroy, Norway

Sommaroy, Norway

Sommaroy, Norway
We left our accommodation at 8pm and made our way towards Tromvik which was about an hour’s drive out of Tromso. Even before we had left the city lights we could see it in the sky. We had seen it a few times now so knew what we were looking for. Hubby found a dark spot to pull over by the side of the road and took out his camera and tripod to take a few ‘test shots’ to confirm. Sometimes moving clouds or the glow over mountains from city lights can look like the Northern Lights so the best way to confirm is by taking a picture of it to see if it turns green in the photo. It was…and it was getting stronger! I got out of the car and watched. Cat got her camera and tripod out and joined Hubby taking photos. Bee and Mig folded the back seat of the car, laid out their pillows, blankets, and snack food and watched from the warmth of the car.

The photographers
Cat in the foreground and Hubby in black clothes on a dark road in the background. Safety first (not).

Less than an hour later Hubby declares  “Let’s go! Let’s move to another spot!” OK, pack up the tripods, fix the seats, pack up the pillows, blankets and food and pile everyone back into the car. Before we could even find an ideal spot, the Lights were getting crazier and brighter in the sky over the mountains on both sides of the road and up above. Hubby pulled over to the next spot he saw and hurriedly got his gear out of the car, quickly followed by Cat and her gear. “But there are trees blocking the view. This isn’t really a good spot,” I said to no one in particular. I got out of the car and couldn’t find them. “Where’d they go??” I wondered. Across the road up on a snowy embankment I could barely make out 2 figures in the dark. “Hubby? Cat?” I called out across the road. I decided to join them climbing up the gentle hill to get a clear view over the trees. Luckily the snow had partially frozen and was not as soft so I wasn’t sinking too deep into it making my way to Cat who was safely perched on a small rock. The skies were starting to go crazy with the Lights getting brighter and moving faster. “Holy cow! Oh my god! Are you getting all that??!” I excitedly asked Cat and Hubby – their cameras facing in opposite directions trying to capture the action in every direction. “Bee!” I yelled to the car across the road. “Look up!” “Holy shit! Wooohoooo!!!!”. At this stage I was practically jumping up and down on our rock, swirling around with head tilted up to the sky in amazement (I’m surprised I didn’t get dizzy and fall off the rock). 

The Lights were all over, beaming from the mountains behind us, from across the lake in front of us, directly above us. Cat and I were looking up when the most amazing swirl of lights just happened right above us “Holy shit!!! Did you see that?? Oh my god!”. My vocabulary was as colourful as the sky above. It was exhilarating. Hubby and Cat just kept shooting photos. When the Light activity started dying down we decided to pack up and move to a different location, still on the road to Tromvik, for a different view.

Photo credit: John Matias

Photo credit: John Matias
Photo credit: John Matias

Photo credit: John Matias

Photo credit: Kat Matias

 Photo credit: Kat Matias

Back in the car Bee turns quiet. “I don’t feel so good. My tummy hurts,” she says. We continue driving. “She’s going to throw up Mom!” Mig announces. “Do you have a bag with you??” I asked slightly concerned but still looking at the sky. “Oooowww. My tummy hurts,” Bee whines again. “If you’re going to throw up please do it outside the car or I’m going to throw up,” Cat requests unsympathetically. Bee starts throwing up. “Yuck!!! Lalalalala,” Cat starts yelling out loud to cover the noise of Bee’s heaving. “Bee’s throwing up. Hmmm… it smells like chicken!” Mig announces. “Shut up or I’m going to throw up. Lalalalalala,” Cat continues. I open the window to get some fresh air into the car. “Here, have some wipes. Oh wow! That’s so pretty!” I say still looking up to the sky while handing some wipes to the back seat. “Dad, can you please pull over,” Bee requests. “Hmmm… I see lettuce,” says Mig. “Mig!!!” Cat and I shout in unison. Meanwhile, Hubby stays focused on his driving through all the chaos in the back seat as the road in front of us is dark, winding, icy and on a cliff’s edge. “Dad, can you please pull over,” Bee requests again between heaving. “Bee, there’s nowhere to stop. Here, drink some water,” I offer her a bottle. Finally, we reach a clearing on the side of the road and Hubby pulls over, gets the ‘vomit bag’ from Bee and throws it over the cliffs edge. “You what??” I exclaimed when he told me what he did with the bag. “What did you want me to do with it??” he asked defensively. “I dunno. Tip out the contents on the side and keep the bag to throw in a bin later?” “Ewww! Gross!” was the collective reply. Bee gets out of the car and cleans herself up and immediately feels better. Hubby and Cat get out their tripods and start shooting photos again. We continued to watch the Lights in awe.

We packed up and continued down the road to Tromvik, the Lights continuing to glow so bright they were visible above the beam of our headlights. We had passed several cars parked by the side of the road in parking bays so a parked car was not an unusual sight. This time however, we were approaching a car that was parked on the side with a man just standing on the road – in our path. “Look at this bloody idiot in the middle of the road!” I exclaimed. Hubby slows down and to my surprise rolls down my passenger side window as he comes to a complete stop. “Hi,” I say suddenly face-to-face with this ‘bloody idiot’. Hubby leans over me to look at the guy. “Uh, I’m wondering if you can help us. We got stuck in the snow,” the man says a bit tentatively and with a slight accent. “Oh sure. Let me just pull over further up,” Hubby says in ‘hero’ mode. Meanwhile my Filipino brain kicks in. “What if this is one of those traps? Is he really stuck? Maybe he’s just pretending and we’ll get held up,” I think half out loud. Hubby, Cat, and Bee all get out of the car despite my insistence for the girls to stay in the car. I insisted (ordered) Mig to stay in the car and stayed in with him. A dark, winding, snow covered road was no place for anyone, let alone an 8-year old. After several arguments we finally both went down to see what was going on. The car was truly bogged in the snow and the man was frantically trying to kick the snow out from under it while a lady travel partner stepped on the accelerator and the wheels spun in the air. Cat was crouched down helping him dig it out with her arm half under the front bumper and tire of the car. My ‘mother mode’ kicked in. This looked like an accident waiting to happen with 2 kids bent over near the front tires of a car that was desperately trying to free itself from being stuck in the snow. I could just see everyone being mowed down if the car managed to gain some traction in Drive mode. “Is that in reverse?? Please make sure it’s in reverse. Kids! Move away from there please!” My instructions were futile. Meanwhile Mig was playing in the snow somewhere between a dark road on one side and a cliff on another. Ayayayay!

Hubby drove off to find some guys we had passed on the road to get more muscle power to try and push the car out of the snow. He returned with another car full of travellers and together everyone tried to push the car out of the snow. Nothing. More digging. The front wheels just kept spinning. The car was wedged up under some hardened snow. Meanwhile other tourist-filled vans slowed down to see what was happening. One stopped, others drove on. Pretty soon there were about 10 or 12 people on the side of a dark road trying to free this car out of the snow. I stood back and held the torch for those who were digging while trying to make sure none of my kids were putting themselves at risk trying to free this car! The whole thing was just making me too uncomfortable to be effective. Dark road, bogged car, spinning wheels, everyone clueless…

A van pulls up and a guy leans out. “What’s the problem?” he casually asks with his arm half out the window. Most of us ignore him given the number of ‘rubber necks’ that had passed without so much of an offer to help. “Stuck in the snow,” someone replies. He hesitates as if deciding whether to help or keep driving. He moves his van where it’s safe to park and gets down, then reaches for a shovel in the back. He approaches the stuck car and starts shovelling under the front tires. He looked like he knew exactly what he was doing and had the tools to do it. I provided light for his efforts. “Well, I guess I don’t have to tell you anything anymore. Stay on the roads,” he says in general. “Is this a rental car?” he asks. “I believe so,” I reply having gathered that much information from the stuck couple so far and trying to defend myself from his accusatory tone. “Who IS this guy?” I wondered. I notice a patch on the arm of his jacket. “Aurora Chasers” it read. I quietly mention it to Hubby. Oh thank god! A local! Someone who knows what they’re doing! “Normally we would just tow you out but we’re not allowed to do that anymore. If we damage the car, the rental car company will send us the bill”. “Oh. That’s a shame.  How do you get a car out from the snow then?” I asked still wondering who he was. I figured he must’ve been a guide on his way back from a tour. “Like this. By digging,” he replied matter-of-factly. “Did you see the Lights at least?” he asks. “Yes, it was amazing. They’re still up there,” I reply politely. Then in the middle of everything that was going on Hubby says to me “There’s a baby in the back of the car. Can you get the baby?” “What??! What baby??” I go to the back to see a lady pulling a baby out of a capsule in the back seat. “Oh my god! Is he your baby?” I ask shocked that we had been there for more than half an hour by now and no one knew there was a baby in the back seat. “Yes,” she replied. I offered to take them to our car to keep the baby warm - it was minus 14 degrees outside -  but she politely declined.

More digging. More pushing. I was a bit more relaxed now that I knew there was someone (Mr. Aurora Chaser) in control of the situation and there were more capable adults on the scene. One guy suggested that everyone try to lift the front of the car whilst someone puts it on reverse. OK. Ten people get a grip on the front of the Toyota Corolla. “Ready? One, two three,” someone calls out. “Hmmmmppphh” was all we heard followed by scattered laughter at the failed efforts. The car didn’t budge. “I think I just farted,” Hubby jokes. More laughter.

The baby was getting restless and Mum was trying to settle him. I offered our car again in case she changed her mind. This time she agreed so I took them back to our car, cranked up the heat while she fed him and we got to know a bit more about each other away from the commotion of a car bogged in the snow.

A few minutes later Cat and Bee came back into the car and announced their success. After what would have been an hour and a half, the car was finally free! The baby was sufficiently fed and now all smiles. A lot of oohing and aahing at this cute smiling baby from the back seat. After exchanging introductions now that everyone was more relaxed we said our goodbyes and went our way. Everyone else that had stopped to help free the car had already disappeared into the night as quickly as they appeared. Unfortunately, there was no pub in sight for a celebration.

What a night! The adrenalin in the car was pumping and because we were only 5 minutes away, we continued on to Tromvik before turning back to make our way home. On our way out of Tromvik we came across Lizzie, Richard, and baby Noah again – the travelling couple in the stuck car. After a bit of roadside chit-chat about our year away (I had mentioned it to Lizzie while we were keeping Noah warm in our car), Richard and Hubby exchanged email addresses for a Holland connection and delayed pub celebration if we ever found ourselves in their part of the world.

After more Aurora watching we were exhausted and decided to call it a night at about 1am.

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